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Maranatha. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Stop shoving your lifestyle in my face."

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Americans are fucking weird sometimes

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

yes, but globally, christians and many other 'worshippers' are fucking idiots every day

I expect nonsensical cringe from all of them, and they continue to deliver with headlines weekly

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Sure, but American christians just take it to a whole 'nother level.

Edit: just to prove my point, this was apparently taken in the James River Church in Missouri:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They've upgraded since I was a kid. They used to rip phone books in half and tell me their god could give me that strength.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you go to the Gemstone's church?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I love that show. It does remind me of when my tiny weird little church would go to special events at the closest weird mega church.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They host WWE at that church?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They have tanks in WWE?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They have tanks at church?!?!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm enrolled in the wrong church then!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You know, converting to christianity might not be such a bad idea after all!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

For real. Fuck the Stations of the Cross, this is the pageantry that was clearly what Jesus was all about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They do take it to the HNL.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi. Mainline Protestant here. You can make fun of us all you want for any of our quirky liturgical traditions. But even I don't get whatever the hell shenanigans the Pentecostals are up to in one of the other replies to your comment. They are a ...uh... interesting bunch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Lol there's always a weirder fish out there huh. I'll have to check this out

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

that's how cults work

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

And then they call others sheep for getting life saving vaccines. SMH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Maranatha, we long for your nuggies. Maranatha, we long for your sauce.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ, save me from your followers.

Amen