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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Needs a proprietary name though

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Often made in the same factories.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Aye, i got the lie sense to get one.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

One sure can dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I prefer the toad version.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

toad classic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah! What's this toad-free shit?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pharmahuasca

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I totally missed the MAOI part!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

...or so I've heard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sad Bursar noises

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can anyone read the "parents" notice?

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