AnarchyChess

Assuming your king is the white one:

You need to convince all the black pawns that sacrificing themselves to the strange machine will turn them white in the afterlife... or some other political racist bullshit

Looks like it's the french ruleset.

"The King must die so that the game may live!"

This is very inappropriate. There are kids in this community. Please call it chess.c*m

You can force a tie by convincing the mob that the black king is also a king so it must be also executed at the same time as you

That depends, do you have oil?

You are playing with the WW2 dlc you can call in an airstrike

Bring out your ballista, or utilize your spy in the opponent king's court. You do have a few in there, right?

just put the tip your hat in the guillotine.

they're just trying to give you a chess briss.

Depends. Are Jokers still wild?

If you can get a pawn to the other end of the board, you can turn it into a Scarlet Pimpernel.

Flee to England.

reclass into Wyvern Knight