this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Well, most cages are made of steel instead, and thus nickfull ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Awesome. I'm going to use this in real life.

This is one of those goals that I make really important to myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

TBH, the best thing about this is the Alt text of the photo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wait, is nickleless the proper usage of nickel? I honestly don't know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You don’t say