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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm a white flag because I have given up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's how I got into the majority of my relationships! I realized that I had like no game whatsoever and I just stopped trying, and weirdly enough that seemed to work okay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The key here is that people can practically smell strong emotions like anger, hunger, fear, anxiety, and lust. Free yourself from those - basically run out of fucks - and you can pass for someone that just oozes strength and confidence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh dear.. the dejected warp core is oozing fucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nothing is less attractive than desperation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

'Please, ma'am, might I have a crumb of pussy? Just a speck, please!'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Let's be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds boring. But probably correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

If I've learned anything, it's that "date-able" is never to be confused with "sex-able". Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah me n u r in th 10%

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't relate b/c I am nowhere close to being this hot irl :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I found that hot people tend to be as deep as a kiddie pool. You may have lucked out