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[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Like a boss

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

i am the trash

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That explains my man tits

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

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