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[–] [email protected] 145 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Good. We shouldn't be afraid of anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the other end is much scarier anyway. More teeth and all that.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

more teeth

I have questions.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

"Rectuma Dentata", what a wonderful phrase

Rectuma Dentata ain't no passing craze

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is your question: Is 30 more than 3? Tigers have 30 teeth in the front, which is less than dogs have (they've got 42).

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol, it's feet look like painted cinderblocks... But okay.

You do you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Yeah! Where that tiger dick?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago

My son (6 at the time) and I built this set a few years ago, using the LEGO app on his tablet for the instructions. After completing it, we were asked to do a survey about the set... Sure why not.

What was your favorite part about this build?

The butthole

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Would it really be a cat if it didn't show you it's butthole?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

they didn't have to do that but they did it anyway

this is how history is made

beautiful actually

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Baffling to omit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Personally I like the Walmart sphincter logo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Walmart - anus

Target - nipple

Amazon - penis

Sex sells for sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I like the Greendale Community College logo myself

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's the LEGO set code .. asking .. for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So you're telling me that somewhere at LEGO they actually have a bag of assholes?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

They call it “the C-Suite”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Probably next to the bag of dicks

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Not only do you have a butthole on this model but you also get to build all the intestines, heart etc. It was kind of weird to build this model. Can recommend!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't need this much accuracy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's very flowery in its depiction

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

It's the brown eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he's watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't want an atomically correct Apex predator in my home, even if it is made out of Lego.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Do you not have a butthole or do you just sleep outside? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The ones from Jekca are nicer.

leopard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really don't like those diamond blocks that you need to stick a rod into it ^to keep it stable^.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This brand is for modelling purposes, so it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But has it a buthole?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Not the first time. 80107, if you press the bull's hole it lights up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

https://youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI

This is what came to mind* immediately

Something we need but do not know we want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The already doing it better than that cats movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I wasn't ready for such life changing knowledge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago