midnight_puker

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Elon Musk’s transgender daughter says she will leave the U.S. after Donald Trump’s win—amid dad’s plans for $35 million family ‘compound’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I've never heard it put quite like this before. Poetic.

What Lies Beyond? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it's time to find a new sushi place.

Ants in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Thank you for addressing this.

Hey bb in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago

This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

the sent the goons in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Boys will be boys.

Who was lucky enough to have her as a seat mate in peasant class? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago

I hope that plane crashes, and in a freak twist of fate everyone survives but her.

Then they try to keep handing it back after you gave them it back 😭 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They just hit the second tower.

The Temple of Satan gains ground in Chile as faith in traditional religions wanes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Hail Satan!

MAGA evangelical leader behind get-out-the-vote nonprofit charged with child porn in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Well, imagine my shock.

Poseidon's Second Draft in c/[email protected]
What specific traits or habits do people close to you recognize that would reveal an impostor trying to mimic you? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

What an experience! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also hate the Beatles.

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This little guy showed up in my yard after a rainstorm. Hope he got where he was going. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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