All different levels of Pickle Milk for your cereal and drinks!
Freshly milked pickles π₯
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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I only like fem pickle milk
I can tell the difference between femboy milk and non-femboy milk by taste alone. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof if required.
Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?
That's not what Pilk is... Pilk is Pepsi Milk!
Maybe it's made by Pepsi?
I thought pilk waa cum
it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit
Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.
Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in
It's a Joke.
Yes so was mine, read it again
Edit well I made a joke, but I didnβt say anywhere itβs a good one π Iβll try again next time
But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they donβt belong.
Why should pickles have to do it? The fudge is just as capable of getting itself out.
πππππππ
This is a better joke. πππππ
Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.
Not as bad as Peg Nog
Even I'm not THAT vegan
I would gulp that shit
-your fellow vegan
Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.
I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn't hit the same.
I'd rather drink ketchup.
Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I'm done! Lmao
This meme just proves that God truly hates us.
God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.
They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.
Put a frog in my butt to stay young?
Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day.. π
eh. easier to just keep finding new frogs probably.
I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. πΈ
Delayed gratification. Nice.
Really? That is interesting
Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.
https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045
I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I'll never have the chance to taste it myself.
The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.
ππππππ That's it right there! Post closed! LMAO
Nah....i just stick with regular milk
I prefer my milk extracted from tits
Mmm garlic milk ΰ² _ΰ²
"Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle...and milk. I'm pickle milk!"
They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.
Somebody grew too many cucumbers.
πΆToo many cukes
It takes a lot to make a milkπ΅
The aerith classic
Cursed
This is infringement on neco arc