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[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Download video game for free

Default search engine DOESN'T change because I was using the Free and Open Source™ operating system, GNU/Linux

[–] [email protected] 147 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux + Dogpile + AltaVista + AOL

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

So many toolbars while in reality you need only one...

spoiler

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The OS equivalent of having licked the train station toilet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Mmm, flavorful

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Before you paid for "free" software with your data, you used to pay by agreeing to install a search bar in your browser. Usually you just uninstalled it directly afterwards. Not this guy though.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This kind of thing is what got me into actually reading install wizards instead of clicking next, next, agree, next, yes, install, finish. I learned I could just uncheck those agree/install boxes and still install the software I actually wanted without all the extra crap. That's one trend from the 00s and early 10s I do not miss.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Wait until you hear about kernel level anticheat for competitive games

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This has kind of come around full circle... Video games went from what you described to literally just not letting you start the game until you approved every EULA that popped up before the main menu.

They got us so used to just clicking OK because we knew the only alternative was not playing the game at all.

Now they have several types of EULAs at the start of a game, and usually the "data sharing' one is separated out and not needed to be approved in order to start the game (probably thanks the GDPR if I had to guess off hand). But people have gotten so conditioned to the idea of "just click OK over and over so I can start playing" that they don't realize there's two separate EULAs there, and only one is required to be accepted to play the game.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You're looking at The Great Era of Internet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Windows95

But god I miss MSVC++

Those shitty square widgets ❤️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

We used to install some of those on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Surely the default search engine in internet explorer in your prefix would have changed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Download security update for free

Opt 1 \

Default search engine DOESN'T change because I was using the Free and Open Source™ operating system, GNU/Linux

Opt 2 \

Default search engine changes because of reasons. Money reasons. Money reasons fueled by the product (user).

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I looove CMD windows popping up at boot 😍😍

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

AMD's auto updater does this. But it pops up and closes instantly so I have no idea if it's actually working or just crashing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Same thing with ASUS's AURA software

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (9 children)

It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.

I'm supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.

In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got porn adverts on roblox ☹️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so... just default Roblox then?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One time when I was a teenager, I somehow downloaded exactly the wrong porn and then my login screen background and windows xp startup splash screen all got replaced with a Debian logo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this an improvement?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Nothings a improvement over windows xp not even Linux

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Have you tried Bing lately?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fuck, I remember when I was using Bing religiously unironicaly in the early 2010s during my Extremist Microsoft Loyalist phase.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Loyalism, sure... We all know what's the only reason to use Bing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I'm farming Microsoft Reward points with nonsensical searches for Overwatch coins. That's the only true reason to use Bing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Good pork results.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Windows Phone's UI is a hill I will die on, it was really nice! I actively missed it for a while when switching.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I love using Microsoft Edge on my GNU/Linux machine. I actually tried switching to Google as the search engine, but Microsoft Edge said it would be sad if I switched, so for the sake of Microsoft, I decided that I'd stay with Bing forever. I love giving my personal information to Copilot so that it can generate an interview application for me in my local fast food shops such as Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, etc. God bless Microsoft, best company ever!!! /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I mean Microsoft will pay you to use them to search for porn

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When my work colleague opens his Edge browser it always shows a page with "news" and ads. Bro... I always think of that IT crowd episode where the guy says "if this were a person, I'd shoot it in the face".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's just the default new tab page on edge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And I would take it as a bad sign when the people who are supposed to be the most tech savvy in the building can't be bothered to take 3 seconds to change that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (10 children)

The bing homepage is so terrible

I had a friend that used microsoft edge and bing because they were the default and said that firefox is the worst and edge is much better

I did switch his default browser to firefox and search engine(on edge) to google(i wanted to switch to duckduckgo, but he hated it for no reason) while he was talking

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Good old conduit search

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone here remember "The Sweet Page"?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ah this brings back memories

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