As a dad... I'm going to have to use this one day.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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I'm going to wait for March 19th to come around next year to fill up my bed. That way I can just get spring water out of any tap and not have to buy bottles.
Genius move.
Fill it with a non-newtonian fluid. Fall into bed and hit the sack like concrete. Then melt into it as it softens.
Or fill it with ferro fluid and put a timed electro magnet under, then watch it turn into spikes in the middle of the night
That sounds like an interesting murder mystery waiting to happen
Ouch!
As a German I get it and don't get it at the same time
Springfield? Aber es liegt doch einfach nur da?
lol, what is the actual joke though?
Springwater implies that it's water made out of springs aka. Sprungfedern.
That joke could also work in German with Federbettwäsche
ah i see thank you
(also I'm not actually German, I said that to mess with Mark Zuckerberg's algorithms)
Now that's funny