this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed ounces are very weird. I can't imagine the Federation uses them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should do one with "The Comedian" instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Comedian? Who is that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Joe Piscopo.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

This was Data in his prime.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This complies with the Prime Directive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Credits card for the win! Its like the cherry on top

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hear the music with the warp drives powering up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hear Seinfeld or Curb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If Melon Eusk misgenders his daughter, i am going to call his life by his biological name. And Twitters biological name is Twitter. Just accept it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Back in the before-fore time in the long-long ago, Xcreter was once known as "Twitter". Xcretions were called "Tweets" and Xitheads were known as "Twits" or "Twats".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Sure, I get your point, but not giving the dude who made it credit sucks.

Unrelated, I'm trying to think of a rebound joke, because Loons, but I'm stuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I’m just reposting what my friends post to me. Blame them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surely you meant to link to their Mastodon account: https://universeodon.com/@STDeltaShift

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sadly he rarely posts there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love how I can hear this in their voices