this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that a William Dafoe Klingon bird of prey?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am absolutely using that tomorrow! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where are you going to use your William Dafoe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You don't want to know..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hahaha awesome!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone else get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is super weird and just barely holding it in?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Opposite. I get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is a down-to-earth normal guy with a haunting voice, intense stare, and unsettling smile with extreme comical affect. He strikes me as an individual with the patience of a saint.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You keep your tongs in the kitchen?

I keep mine in the bathroom, next to the poop knife, like any normal person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, same. Sometimes when it's stuck again you just need some help getting it out you want to have the right utensils ready to grab.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I can go lower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Turn them around so they keep you from closing the door instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

For me, it’s the ice cream scoop, or a meat baster, or a…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Poor guy, such a short body and no arms