this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
625 points (98.3% liked)
memes
10342 readers
1454 users here now
Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.
Sister communities
- [email protected] : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- [email protected] : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- [email protected] : Linux themed memes
- [email protected] : for those who love comic stories.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Only He has the high ground, so it's over.
Who is this man?
Some random white dude in historical clothing.
How does his death help us?
I don't know, should I be concerned? Is this man in danger!?
Why is it important that we remember him?
I don't who this dude is, why do you want him dead? Should I contact the authorities!?
Holy crap, that's Greg Smitherson. He is the pastors wife's ex-husband. He's a pastor at a mega church down town and is super successful.
When some disfigured guy in the cantina starts telling me that he and his ugly friend don't like me, this is who I pray to.
Instant JW childhood PTSD.
But good meme, approved
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Darths, I will fear no evil: for Obi-Wan art with me!
His cloak and lightsaber comfort me.
He prepare a council before my enemies. He fills me with midichlorians. My body overflows.
I shall dwell in the jedi temple all the days of my life.
We could make a religion out of this.
no don't
I think there already is one. Jedism or some such name
Yup. Apparently they are even formally recognized as a church and as such have tax exempt status with the IRS.
Interestingly, their creed is apparently adopted from the Prayer of Saint Francis of Assisi, while the remainder of their tenets seem to be adopted from various sources, including Buddhist teachers such as Thich Naht Hahn, Christian writer C.S. Lewis, and New Age teachers such as Eckhart Tolle and Deepak Chopra.
The force ghosts are a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I thought it was Walker Texas Ranger and 3pm at the retirement home rec room would be a disaster.
That’s Chuck Norris