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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Let's pretend to be fish.

Blub

Blub?

Blubb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Its kamikaze

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think I'll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Sounds like a plan!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Let's pretend to be fish.

"I'm wet and I don't even know it."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!"