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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Let's pretend to be fish.

Blub

Blub?

Blubb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.