this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

And when the cops come, hide 'em.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

god fucking damnit, I REALLY want to see this stupid episode but life keeps fucking us over.
It's literally the next one we're going to watch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Right after Code of Honor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

she fucks a ghost. I gotta get to the source of all those memes!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

For those who also lack encyclopedic knowledge of the show/memes, this is from Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Sub Rosa

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“Yreve emit ew tih mih htiw eht lugrom edalb, eh setalucaje. Eh seunitnoc gniggeb rof erom. Enon fo su era elbatrofmoc gnihcuot mih evila ro daed. M’I yrros ym drol.”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeht dias. Ees eht dlrow, yeht dias!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

This is like getting texted by whatever made the video in Event Horizon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago