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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You know where capitalism should be applied? Immigration.

We should be having governments tripping over themselves to bring people into their country semi-permanently.

I think, in an ironic twist, we'd all be living in socialist utopias.

Not like, Trump's gold card. I mean like actually trying to attract and retain talent the same way employers do. High quality affordable healthcare. Paid time off. Work/life balance. Exceptional pay.

Leaving your country for another should be no different than switching employers and moving to your new job. Relocation stipends and all.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

yep, and the benefits should be well advertised and guaranteed.