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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Statistically it's most likely they dig holes and stay put, maybe repaint some 'barns' and blow up a bunch of bridges. No wait, that's what the Swiss Armed Forces would do. I have no clue what's statistically most like they would do.

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