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Personal favorite is twat waffle

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

There's a particular BBC comedy that you can mine for insults once you've established no-one else present has seen it.

He's so dense light bends around him.
As useless as a marzipan dildo
As useless as lube at a funeral
I've never seen anyone look so fucking ugly with just one head
Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are to me.
Watching him work is like watching clown running across a minefield.
He's here, depriving a village somewhere of their twat.
I'm like flypaper for dickheads today.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was an absolute bitch. No offence.