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New GTA "Israel Mode" Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage (hard-drive.net)

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NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder random people on the street and burn the city to the ground without feeling too bad about it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Today I went to type my PIN number in the ATM machine but realized that not only had I forgot the number but I also shit my pants.

How embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Personally I prefer the "personal PIN number" and "Automatic ATM machine" you don't want to use a manual ATM machine, those suck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

manual ATM machine, those suck

Given the fees I should be sucked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And public PIN numbers are useless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I dunno, yours worked for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

lol out loud