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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn't work 100%.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the vaccine is very effective, and also that’s HPV

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you sure that you don't mean HPV?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, the cancer thing applies to women with HPV, a virus that most people have also been affected with (though the vast majority of cases do not lead to cancer which still leaves tens of million of women at risk).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Men can get cancers from HPV too, it's a good idea for everyone to get vaccinated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And even without the risk of cancer you still just lower the risk for any warts appearing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Or spreading it to others.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, I seem to mess them up - HPV is the one with vaccine, HPS is similar in that it can be a cause of cervical cancer, but the matter is less researched and I don't know about a vaccine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, cervical cancer is down to such an extent in the vaccinated cohorts that we can confidently say that it was the HPV causing it. Those vaccinations have been a massive, massive success. Much more than expected by public health scientists.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also throat cancer in men.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You are both talking about HPV, not HSV.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yep, sorry, they can both cause cancer, but HPV is the one people can get vaccinated against.