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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (5 children)

'Me trying to come up with new ways to make instant noodles taste different'

(Pro tip, crack an egg into it and mix after it is done. Sorry for any americans reading this)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, you don't have to worry about any Americans reading

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I got an egg guy (he has 3-4 chickens and more eggs than his family knows what to do with). As long as bird flu doesn’t get him.

But I also already make egg drop soup on occasion. Polenta bowls with a fried egg on top are really tasty too. Some sprouts and roasted potatoes and… now I know what we’re having for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

(Pro tip, crack

Yeah that may work

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eggs are $5 a dozen here in New York state. Okay, that's a bit much, but I still consider it affordable given that's a main course/protein source for me for 6 meals. Like, what other protein is less than $1 a serving? Tofu I guess, I do buy that as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what other protein is less than $1 a serving.

Chickpeas, beans, lentils

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seafood, if you catch it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just need a boat and some diesel fuel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just catch it from the shore. If you really want to go out a bit you can fish from a kayak too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Here in Minnesota we just wait until winter, walk out onto the lake and drill a hole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Big fan of beans, yeah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can buy a KG of pork for less than that. £3.79/KG at Aldi.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying crack an egg into it, then cook it, then stir it? Or cook it, then crack an egg in and stir?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait till its done, crack the egg and mix! You can keep the fire on if you are worried it wont cook thoroughly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell with it; I like runny egg. I just wanted to make sure it went in at the proper time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I'm actually deathly allergic to noodles, so I'm not gonna be around after to tell you.

(Lying, of course. I'll update you)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its been 10hours, who's gonna tell their family?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey guys I'm good, just no noodles atm, thx

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's what Big Noodle would say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey real quick what's your home address this is not Big Noodle just so you know haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Add peanut butter