OldManBOMBIN

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 days ago

I'm going to learn how to orgasm!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'm doing my part!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I about shit when I saw him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, what? Fuck man, I listen to Jimmy Urine every day :-(

Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

2 weird things: don't remember deleting my comment, and I didn't know there were cameras in that office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hm. Hm. Mhm. If I'm understanding you correctly, you're saying that all dental hygienists are whores?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Won't be until the people who voted him in will start hurting personally that they'll finally realize they've been conned. But too little too late.

Cute that you think they won't just blame Mexicans when they do start hurting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just go

"Guh. Uh-huh. Mumblemumblemumble"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's part of it for me. I love listening to idle chatter while my teeth get worked over with implements. And nitrile on gums is better than a deep tissue massage.

Any single dental hygienists near BGKY hmu please

 

It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

 

West gang 4lyf

 
 

Power word Sepialis Filtraitous

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it's saturday

 
 
 

I bet we could even bully the president into quitting if we tried.

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