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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's never been a point in my life where going out drinking all night has made financial sense. A meal and a beer at a pub, sure, but bars are expensive. And loud. And cramped.

The kids are on to something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You just have to live in the right city with sufficiently high rates of alcoholism! In Fargo, ND you could get a tall 200 lb+ man proper sloshed over an evening downtown across 5-8 bars for $50 or less as recently as 2019. Not as cheap as drinking at home, but enough that most folks without kids working full-time could do it every other weekend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See, but that's the rub! Who the fuck wants to spend $50 and go to that many bars? I could get a new AAA game for that much that I'll play for hundreds of hours. Or 10 indie games that I'll play for longer!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

$50 fro 6pm-2am is cheaper per hour than a movie ticket or dinner at a restaurant, and hitting that many bars is easy when they’re all on the same 2-3 block stretch!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fargo, ND

Well there's your problem, North Dakota doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you heard the horror stories I heard from friends that went there to work the oil fields, this would be a very very good thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

$50 or less in 2019? I live in a more urban area of the US than this and if you pregame and go with friends, you can get the equivalent of 5 drinks at 3 bars for well under $20. In 2025.