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What else would happen in Heck?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Everything glares and your eyes hurt. It also smells constantly of BO and is uncomfortably warm. There is a tinnitus drone on the edge of your hearing. Everyone mumbles. You constantly forget why you came into the room. Food all tastes of cardboard and your scalp itches most of the time. You get cramp in your hands and feet at inopportune times.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I am become heck forgetter of the rest of this line.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Sounds like mondays!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's called aging.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Older. You’re getting older. Heck can wait.