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This already happened.
There's a story about a scout ship that landed in the Western Hemisphere of Sol 3, and they decided to talk with the locals.
They offered them anything they wanted from the unitary matter replicator, as a show of good faith.
Unfortunately the counselors had absolutely no idea what a "pothead" or "stoner" was and so the two humans left after each synthesizing a bushel (a long branch around 2 meters tall) of a cannabinoid dense Terran plant.
They lodged their reports that the species on Sol 3 wasn't intelligent enough to understand technology given they requested herbs/plants from a machine that could produce literally any compound known to nature, including cures for many diseases afflicting their world.
The subchapter text was based on the vocalizations of the pair, who said: "Ayyy" followed by "Lah-Mao".
:vivid shrug:
Whats your reference material? It appears interesting.
Haha, nice try, there is no reference material
Sol 3 doesn't exist c:
For some reason I thought you'd end with the two terrans being Cheech and Chong.
Source: Sometime I jus' be sayin' ish fr