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Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.
Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.
Dicks... All of them
Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.
Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate
They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself
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Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.
I always forget and think they're mammals.
You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.
Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.
I'll be honest with you, I think it's more likely I'm confusing them with whales as a whole.
Yea. These fish fuck.