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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Dicks... All of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always forget and think they're mammals.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'll be honest with you, I think it's more likely I'm confusing them with whales as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yea. These fish fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Heavy natural selection pressures. Don't worry, we'll see those again in a couple decades.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.

Woke: Generations of cracking open one another's skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Not intelligent enough for this question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

More like read THE book