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Zuck seems bored. Maybe he should donate his fortune and start over. Prove he is the shit.
He will need to change his name, and shave his head, and not us his contacts (humans, not lenses).
That's probably why Bill Gates set up his foundation. He wasn't allowed to grow his empire, so he decided to go the Carnegie route.
Yeah. A la Carnegie, the philanthrophy was to get tax deductions, plus, they only need to pay like 5% of what they declare, and the rest of the 95% to be reinvested in their charity to do whatever (perhaps lobbying for certain gov't policies).
That's why I pointed to Carnegie instead of something else.