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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Picard: “We have to figure out how to protect the civilians.”

Worf: “WEAPONS TO MAXIMUM!”