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[–] [email protected] 45 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

πŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

Humans... πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

(Source: SMBC)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I guess you're getting screwed anyways

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

Maybe he likes getting screwed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).

So nope, not in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

It's all fun and games until de-worming time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

How many people have worms? I thought that was rare... Am I missing something and Kennedy is actually not an odd-ball?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

almost all animals and a lot of people too have worms, most of them aren't really dangerous though, so no worries.

but it's less prevalent in humans than in other animals due to hygiene or sth

source: i read it somewhere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Not many people have them, but the aliens don't know which ones - and they already have the anal probe equipment handy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Shit, here I thought we were all going to just take heart guard haha. Your way doesn't sound as fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

What's great is when they show up and become furry because they decide that furries have devised the best possible social system in the cosmos