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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

for free??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).

So nope, not in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.