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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I find the inclusion of the word "ass" here extraneous.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Monday Thursday Wednesday Assday Friday Saturday Sunday

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Am I missing something? Why is Thursday after Monday?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Explanation is simple. I don't know English.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Carry on, my friend. Just didn't know if I was missing a joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

If you want you can always do it in German

Montag

Dienstag

Mittwoch

Donnerstag

Freitag

Samstag

Asstag

Sonntag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

My apologies. I've only been learning German for 3 months. I sometimes mess up the spelling!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I enjoy how Germans were like, "fuck you (W)oden, we're calling it mid-week. We'll keep the rest."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

still better than humpday

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

What calendar do you use where Thursday occurs before Monday in the week?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Because they made a whole ass of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Extraneous ass word.