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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm a Google Beta.

I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I'm awesome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a beta-lactam antibiotic.

Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.