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Thanksgiving with MAGA (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Some mysterious falling out of windows later he could be president

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What's mysterious about a tragic suicide?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The convenience of it always happening to people who are harsh critics or in the way of putin. Just always to mysterious. That or standards for windows are terrible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing mysterious about that, I too would suicide if I didn't see the glory that is Putin.

blinks twice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the person shot themselves.in the back of their head?

Twice?

With two different guns?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

This is how I, too, would end my life if I were a dirty dissenter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It would almost be worth it to watch him having to deal with all the MTGs he's put in congress

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Mikael Trotsky Gorbechevs?

seriously tho what is the russian MTG equiv? I bet whatever it is, right now it's squatting on a curb smoking a filterless cig