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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Extra socks and underwear would probably be a good call, but wear one, wash the other and let it dry either overnight or throughout the day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Gonna have huge calves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.