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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago

And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.