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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

According to this article, no - the door on the bad design closes horizontally. The article actually uses a pic of this very box (or extremely similar) as an example of a "reputable" design. But then again, it also advised people to stop using the bad design, and to talk to their vet (why?!?) about the "next steps to take." 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community