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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.

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