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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?