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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not spicy. Everyone knows nuclear power is lemon-lime flavored.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taste: slightly metallic, not great, not terrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A plausible Nile Red quote.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cherenkov: The blue raspberry of nuclear radiation

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That moment when you take a drag of your Blue Raspberry vape and the dosimeter next to you maxes out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Adding more radiation to tobacco. Sure.

But slightly serious here. The actual mechanism of about 75% of tobacco related cancer, is the fact that tobacco leaves bioaccumulate natural radioactive elements from the soil.

If you smoke, you have radioactive lead and polonium in your lungs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No! I vanted orange!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same guy who deliberately messed with the vending machine will also intentionally misplace the delivery of the skull gun aug module, smh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The best part of this game is that this conspiracy theory is incorrect. Fema killing Americans, illuminati, majestic 7, area 51, MIB: all real. Workplace persecution for a distrusted wounded war veteran?: crazed paranoia