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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

“To all those growing skeptical of this party’s strategies and overall agenda, let me just say we hear you loud and clear. Rest assured we will be doing everything short of interpreting that sound into words and responding to those words in any way shape or form.”

This is an all-timer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

And remember, you gotta start repaying the student loans you never used!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

100% Spot-On article. The Hard Times nails it again.