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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Primaries also benefit from the same effect that makes every movie and TV show a reboot: Name recognition. The long primary cycle keeps their name in the news so people get familiar with it so they're more likely to vote for them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Normally I’d agree with you because you’re not wrong, but who at this point doesn’t know who trump or Harris are? And where can I find that rock they are hiding under so I can get some quiet time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

IKR I'd kill to not know who that asshole is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can’t wait for trump to drop dead of natural causes only so I don’t have to hear his voice ever again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago