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I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks like the orcs are out in force tonight

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I swear I just heard one of them say "Looks like Geek is back on the menu, boys!"

I didn't even know orcs had restaurants? How do they know what a menu is?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'd really like it if midwest.social would defed from hexbear. It's a nice instance, but the comment sections are often a disaster.