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I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You support genocide. You're a geek without a soul.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Over 200,000 Palestinians haven't survived the past year and you don't care. Never trust a narcissist to have anyone else's interest at heart.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!

I should know better

Yes. You should stop posting because you're convincing no one and your posts are only pleasing yourself in a kind of embarrassing way.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

However will I survive?!

If the Creator was good, you wouldn't for long; but since we live in a godless modern analogue of Babylon and this hellhole hasn't been smote yet, I'm not exactly hedging my bets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You all are getting Creators? -