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Your microwave is probably from China and tracks how much you use it...
Does such a comment really need the /s?
???
How is it gonna transmit the data without an antenna?
Microwaves, duh.
Deep web 5G nanites disbursed by chemtrails, obviously....
You know Wifi is a microwave signal right?
I already know, which is why I wear a tinfoil hat to shield myself from the 5G communist survelliance / mind-control towers. 🤓
You're joking right? In case you're not, no, WiFi are not microwave signals, they are radio signals.
Uh... No. WIFI (and all other wireless internet connections) are microwaves, just with much less power than A microwave.
So I looked this up, turns out you are both right. WiFi does use radio waves as I always thought, but radio waves are actually low energy microwaves.
The damn CCP better not be trying to find out how long I microwave my microwave popcorn
They put the popcorn button on there for a reason: each time you use it, it uploads usage habits to the CCP's servers.
They have gone too far this time...
They want to kill you with arson
The 5G nanobots must be real!!!!! /s