DontTreadOnBigfoot

joined 1 year ago

Tablets should be called Megaphones in c/[email protected]

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Pockets 👀 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I mean it's literally a scene from Black widow but it's Natasha and Yelena

What happened with active users on Lemmy? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

School started? 🤷🏼‍♂️

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my God, it's real...

i like this in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

American here - never heard that phrase myself.

Well THAT'S super helpful! 🤦 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's 100% a FedEx move...

How the fuck do you meet new people? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Single MILFS in my area, you say...

German warship floats down Thames while playing Darth Vader’s theme in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Next up - snazzy gray officers uniforms and bundeswehr storm troopers.

Wait a sec...

Should we consider Jesus a zombie? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

But only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals because only they believe that they are literally eating his body

All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.

New Zealand food bank distributes candy made from a potentially lethal amount of methamphetamine in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So apparently the "candies" were literally just solid meth tablets.

I have a feeling some smuggler is getting their limbs chopped off right about now for losing their load.

Brad Paisley Wants to Open Another Free Grocery Store in Nashville After 5 Years of Dedicated Service in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

“It’s groceries with dignity,” Paisley said. “We’ve all seen the situations where people are willing to go get a handout in a brown bag from the back of a truck. We envisioned something completely different, where all of the sting of the indignity, that comes with really your kids seeing you in this precarious position.”

Damn, that's really cool.

Between this and the Game of Thrones jam session, I'm starting to like Brad Paisley

Remember guys: Your frenulum is just for friends. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

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