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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A few years later:

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. And have sex with them.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Be honest, Riker wrote that plot didn't he?:-)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess you're not familiar with the exploits of Captain James T. Kirk?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kirk mostly used seduction as a tool; he fucked women because it was expedient. Riker did it just because he could.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's made explicit with dialog in the show that the Enterprise itself is Kirk's primary obsession.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riker's motivation seems more pure than Kirk's manipulation. That said, I feel like Kirk was mostly in it for the fun. Like the other comments said, as long as both parties are consenting and not causing death or serious injury to anyone, have fun!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Where do you think Riker got his playbook from? :-P

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Never forget that Trip straight up got impregnated In season 1.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

People always sleeping on trip

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was he?

Counting time travel and visitors, who was the first human to shag an alien?

What about off Earth?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Interspecies Reviewers but sci-fi

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)