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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Thats why polar bears have white coats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

They're actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They've basically evolved to be addicts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science