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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head